St. John Evangelist Church recently issued the following announcement. 

If you are in high school, grades 9 through 12, you likely received a personal invitation to attend the FIRST MEETING of the DEAD THEOLOGIANS SOCIETY on WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7 at 6:30 pm in the Lower Level Chapel at St. John the Evangelist.Please use the side door closest to William Street with the large sign reading “DTS Meeting” taped to it. Those attending this first meeting will be considered "CHARTER MEMBERS" and will be granted special rights and privileges (along with a few surprises!)

Original source can be found here.